Hahaha this is such a brilliant piece! As someone who does the influencer thing and probably am guilty of some of the behaviors you described, I had a good laugh. What I’m learning is, instead of jumping onto the sponsored posts bandwagon and creating unrealistically curated content, I’d like to turn my following into a community with people who love discussing important issues and help each other be a better person. I’m still getting there but completely love your humor and writing!