This is the most brilliant satire I’ve read in a long time! As an East Asian woman myself, I can so relate to the experience here. I’ve had white guys told me that all of his exes are Asian — implying the main reason that he’s attracted to me is my ethnicity. Personally, I think that there is nothing wrong with preferring a particular ethnicity — I myself am predominantly attracted to white guys — not for the reasons outlined in the article, obviously. But it’s important that we see them as fellow human beings who are unique in their own ways as opposed to stereotypical objects being portrayed and twisted by the media. Kudos to your writing!